03.27.09

dear drunk jackass: when i got on this cable car, you were shouting to the world how inebriated you were. i kept hoping you would get smacked by a muni bus during one of the many times you recklessly swung off the car, hanging by one hand. eventually we rolled by a bar and you leaped off, while the car was still moving (people are killed this way every year.) i was relieved.