dear kids in the park during school hours: i have two theories about what is going on with you. 1) you are honors students from the midwest on a field trip, and found it entirely appropriate to dress like what you think hippies and surfers are in california; or, 2) you are home-schooled jesus freak born agains from somewhere near death valley doing so-called “missionary work” in this city of derelicts. either way, you kept me entertained while i ate lunch today.