dear mcdonald’s: as an ardent hater of eggs, i find this giant greasy egg sandwich billboard you put up in my neighborhood offensive. it gives me the heebie-jeebies every time i walk beneath it. i look up expecting to see the sun, but instead am confronted by my gag reflex in reaction to the image of a chicken placenta molded into a disc. it reminds me of the grossness that i have to endure when people eat these stinky things in my presence, especially after a night of drinking. seriously, why would anyone eat this?!?!