04.23.09

dear california department of motor vehicles: after the debaucle of taking your trick-question, english-as-a-second-language driving test in order to get liscenced in 2003, i was pleased to learn that i could renew my drivers’ license on your website. this is great not only because the dmv office in san francisco frankly sucks, but the best part about online renewal is i don’t get a new photo taken or revise my personal info. officially, i will indefinitely look 22 and weigh 115lbs!